Start your day with a steamy cup of judgment and delusion — just like grandma used to make. Featuring a stare that could curdle cream and a motto for every creative escapee:
“Because reality was never quite enough.”
This mug is perfect for:
• Sipping tea and spilling it
• Side-eying your coworkers on Zoom
• Reminding everyone that you live in your own damn universe
• Crafted from glossy ceramic for a sleek, polished finish (unlike my life).
• Printed with vibrant, high-definition colors that won’t fade — just like your opinions.
• Microwave-safe for those reheated regrets.
• Dishwasher-safe because ain’t nobody got time for handwashing.
• Comes in 15oz — for those, “don’t talk to me yet,” mornings.
Start your day with a steamy cup of judgment and delusion — just like grandma used to make. Featuring a stare that could curdle cream and a motto for every creative escapee:
“Because reality was never quite enough.”
This mug is perfect for:
• Sipping tea and spilling it
• Side-eying your coworkers on Zoom
• Reminding everyone that you live in your own damn universe
• Crafted from glossy ceramic for a sleek, polished finish (unlike my life).
• Printed with vibrant, high-definition colors that won’t fade — just like your opinions.
• Microwave-safe for those reheated regrets.
• Dishwasher-safe because ain’t nobody got time for handwashing.
• Comes in 15oz — for those, “don’t talk to me yet,” mornings.
